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Christmas joke 3, The convergence of laplacian Cocks and the war with humanity

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                                                                            Laplacian cocks: here I come , I shall pay heeds to brotherhood's quest for alliance and send humanity  to hell..now my chisel is sharpened to razor figure , my armor is keen on me and this night shall be a night of doom to humanity, they shall wail to their God   but our plan is fast and furious, today I conjure ye all to prepare for alliance, this mighty battle shall be in favour of us, we will meet the civilized cocks from the main land, together with the voikers " quasi civilized cocks" they would assail at first and we ...

Christmas joke 2, building alliance from brotherhood.

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Foreign cock: Hey niggars, I am not gonna take this crap anymore, yea, the humans they have got my hen, I am not a coward, I gotta show them some pepper men! Just take a look at my beautiful dude. Foreign cock: when I came back, I ain't thinking about talking to these dumbass humans, but the motherfuckers get in my nerve, I am not gonna fuck off in this motherfucking war, they gotta be sent to hell. Who on earth got back , hey! bitches watch your actions, I am speaking to you and you are messing around in that   pool. Pool Hens: You have to stop these your foreigner-complex, meanwhile, pirate cock is mad just like you; he was talking about we hens losing our eggs but now our lives is at stake, if you follow hills near the green land you can catch up with him,  he is going to sound his gun to the humans.    Foreign cock( dashed to the hills leading to green land) my momma told me this; the humans are fuckin murders but i dont know she isn't  j...

Christmas joke; let the die be cast

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The pirate Cock: Hear me out loud , hen, chicks and my fellow cocks, the wonderful occasion of humanity is near the corner, and our lives is at the edge of doom, they will spill our blood red and in pieces would be the bits of our parts, last time, our grandfathers and our grandmothers  loathed the heinous massacre of our population, and decided to bargain with the human peoples so as not to kill us unnecessarily or even if it would be, let there be reasons attached, the year they let it out was the year all their generations were butchered, because of the  so called occassion, of which I cannot tell, I am afraid that the occassion is round the corner of the year as of now,  7 relatives were held captives in the hands of the beasty humans, when the humans were selective in giving the 7 relatives feed, I thought they were doing favouritism , because the 7relatives were fat to behold but now they were barricaded in a giant room and the days is counted, I saw them cou...

Never give up

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Do you know that life is filled with many challenges, but what determines your breakthrough is how unyielding you cast your stand, sometimes the problems we faces in life is likened to a monster that rages to swallow us, but for these challenges to pave the way for our success it needs to feel the weight of our struggle, when things get tough, one has to go tough because if you remain calm, your problem will devour you just like a bird swallowing insects and pebbles but you can strangle your problems, one really mean it well, for you to strangle your problems, it determines on how long your strangling hands could keep up, if you acquise to your problems, your stand will be swept off the ground just like a whirl wind moving dust about.              When  ever one gives up in life, ones balance is lost, hence one falls apart. In life, everything has limitations, so it must be wise for one to not try giving up for a...

Life is filled with ash heap..the stab of poverty, and the detoriating earth.

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  Oh poverty, why such ruins to humanity, many a man in the picture shows a clear example of how poverty had worn out the vigour of life from him. He prayed that death  rips his throat but death by no means laid a finger on him, he hungered day and night and yet food was scarce from him, he gazed up to pluck sumptuous fruits but the fruits were spoilt from the other side of its bay, his intestines has been wailing and mourning so so loud that a sound could be heard but yet no food came...he saw a rich man and asked; please give   Me some food for I will be your serva

Between the devil and the deep blue sea; in the horns of dillema

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Sometimes in life, things get hard up that we could hardly  make a choice since their is no better choice, it is like a lion growling wildly at you, as much as it is like a snake hissing for a bite, all at the same time ,you could be in the edge of breaking off and the fate of your landing as heinous as being devoured in the receiving mouth of crocodiles which awaits your heavy fall. Right in this state, you feel like being thorn apart or even like giving up hope of life which which is at stake but one honestly speaking does not suppose; giving up here in delirium would be the best decision to make. Life is like bundles of burden whose weight smelts at once, if ever you are to give up but once you keep up with the weary weight of the burden, by no means would you be smelted , instead you will move from grass to grace.  Life is like a puzzle that calls for the use of extreme intelligence to solving it, hence that picture from the above is a connotation of the patter...

How to succeed in times of dilemma

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All successful men passed through untold rigorousity before they gained ground in their current status, in life it is filled with trials  and   errors. Sometimes some kind of problems could arraign you and make you to contemplate if you can make it so far  in  life, peoples that are frustrated, dissapointed and those that feels they are worthless and dont have any value in life would always put up with this mentality. Sorry to say this but one must surely say, that shying off from duties or responsibilities by just a common glance of  how demanding a tasks looks is the first step of inviting failure, what do I mean? You ended up killing the motivation from within you which would have been a fuel or catalyst to completing the task, that man in the picture doubted if he could climb such a heinous height and indeed he counteracted such crippling thought by saying "I want to do" the resolution and motivations from within him made him to strategize his succ...