Christmas joke 3, The convergence of laplacian Cocks and the war with humanity

                                                                      

     Laplacian cocks: here I come , I shall pay heeds to brotherhood's quest for alliance and send humanity  to hell..now my chisel is sharpened to razor figure , my armor is keen on me and this night shall be a night of doom to humanity, they shall wail to their God   but our plan is fast and furious, today I conjure ye all to prepare for alliance, this mighty battle shall be in favour of us, we will meet the civilized cocks from the main land, together with the voikers " quasi civilized cocks" they would assail at first and we shall break the rear by drawing our swords at length...

Foreign cock! Yoo men! I trust you men....gotta cut their asses, let the die be cast! hey bro, my momma told me that they gonna call on their God, but I ain't smilling this time,

                               

Voikans cock: Aha!, the mainlander are into action this time , man shall feel my Hugo, I never made empty promises to my hen, I shall box anyman at sight to death, humanity! Has tested the rages of the mainlanders,   the hour has come  to pertain   in your second round of your  national cake, I am ne set by gold, silver, emperor ne Prince but anyman I beset on for the sake of my people, availeth not to spare!

Victory is ours! We made it......Freedom

Christmas joke 2, building alliance from brotherhood.

Foreign cock: Hey niggars, I am not gonna take this crap anymore, yea, the humans they have got my hen, I am not a coward, I gotta show them some pepper men! Just take a look at my beautiful dude.

Foreign cock: when I came back, I ain't thinking about talking to these dumbass humans, but the motherfuckers get in my nerve, I am not gonna fuck off in this motherfucking war, they gotta be sent to hell. Who on earth got back , hey! bitches watch your actions, I am speaking to you and you are messing around in that   pool.

Pool Hens: You have to stop these your foreigner-complex, meanwhile, pirate cock is mad just like you; he was talking about we hens losing our eggs but now our lives is at stake, if you follow hills near the green land you can catch up with him,  he is going to sound his gun to the humans.   
Foreign cock( dashed to the hills leading to green land) my momma told me this; the humans are fuckin murders but i dont know she isn't  jocking about this stuff..( coming to the nearness of the Greenland)
Pirate hen( hiding from behind a corner): who goes there,  dentify   your personality lest I send you to hell!
Foreign cock: yooo men! Brotherhood! Let go that shit, come on men! We gotta a job to wrap up, I ain't smilling, the bloody humans, they made me mad, my hen went missing .
Pirate cock : brotherhood! welcome foreign brotherhood, let the die be cast and victory be ours ( raising his piston)
Foreign: yep...let them smell their death at hand, I am not gonna mercy!
Pirate cock: Go to laplace , its is 60°North of east and build alliance with laplacian Cocks, meet me at the corridor of voikar , by then I would have gather mighty cocks of valour in aquaregia near the waterfalls.
Foriegn cock: Accolades to you bro, Iove you men!
Pirate cock: now go bro....
Foreign cock: copy that!(  headed to Laplace at once)

Christmas joke; let the die be cast

The pirate Cock: Hear me out loud , hen, chicks and my fellow cocks, the wonderful occasion of humanity is near the corner, and our lives is at the edge of doom, they will spill our blood red and in pieces would be the bits of our parts, last time, our grandfathers and our grandmothers  loathed the heinous massacre of our population, and decided to bargain with the human peoples so as not to kill us unnecessarily or even if it would be, let there be reasons attached, the year they let it out was the year all their generations were butchered, because of the  so called occassion, of which I cannot tell, I am afraid that the occassion is round the corner of the year as of now,  7 relatives were held captives in the hands of the beasty humans, when the humans were selective in giving the 7 relatives feed, I thought they were doing favouritism , because the 7relatives were fat to behold but now they were barricaded in a giant room and the days is counted, I saw them counting their fingers and putting up a place where to draw their knives across the throat of our 7 relatives,  as it stands now, check out yourselves to know your sizes, if you added much weight and height like I am, then you are not far from our grandfather's and mother's journey, if your wattles and combs is as red,   and big as mine then prepare to loose your whole because I overhead the children telling their dad that  the cocks with the biggest  and blood red combs as well as wattles  would be their most desired cock to be slaughtered.
Pirate Hen:entered with fury to support her man that spoke with disappointments...

My cock, don't worry, I have already invited my brother, who is a drug addict and criminal, he would plan for our escape or how to deal with these humans.
 Pirate cock: oh my hen, thanks for your  effort but humans are more than what you suppose, last time I used my beak on their children and I was almost killed with a stone, my hen, you don't have to worry about yourself, they don't plan to kill you but all these eggs you are laying would be seized. In fire it shall be set and and the yolk of our would- be chicks would be devoured by their carefree sons and daughters,  right now my rage is like a wild fire unquenched,hence I will war with humanity .....and let the die be cast!
Pirate hen: wailed, don't go please! I don't want my company cock to die, how can I see your dancing steps again or even your bright coloured sickle feathers, or your manly echoing voice every morning or even the vulgar cocks that you chased and kept at  arms length from me, now I will be ruined for life, please don't leave me!
Pirate cock(from a distance): please don't do that, that is what our fate has brought and hence it is irrevocable, please be calm, just be with any cock you wish, for our lives cocks is as volatile as petrol, good bye and don't ask about my whereabouts because I might  have ended up in their Christmas pot, or even you eating my remains thinking you have gotten some remains to eat , once again and never after that; let the die be cast.......He dashed into the terrain of human people to pay off the old scores. His  dash into the human terrain does not call an end to the Christmas joke but a continuation towards revolt to humanity.  You can enjoy the continuation by reading Christmas Joke 2: Building Alliance From Brotherhoodxm

Never give up

Do you know that life is filled with many challenges, but what determines your breakthrough is how unyielding you cast your stand, sometimes the problems we faces in life is likened to a monster that rages to swallow us, but for these challenges to pave the way for our success it needs to feel the weight of our struggle, when things get tough, one has to go tough because if you remain calm, your problem will devour you just like a bird swallowing insects and pebbles but you can strangle your problems, one really mean it well, for you to strangle your problems, it determines on how long your strangling hands could keep up, if you acquise to your problems, your stand will be swept off the ground just like a whirl wind moving dust about.

             When  ever one gives up in life, ones balance is lost, hence one falls apart.

In life, everything has limitations, so it must be wise for one to not try giving up for a situation worthy of fighting, many confused being had exhausted their energies fighting and bearing out for something undeserving of which at the end or on the long run could mangle or shatter the life of these beings, their are things in life that we need not to boss around, about our dauntless stand otherwise we  get ourselves wounded, a thief can't be saying this to himself " I cannot give up because that is what life deserves but a person striving for his success without ills attached could proclaim the phrase and sees the magic.     

Sometimes some problems becomes a logger head to us and die hard despite our persistence, all we  need to do is to strategize than pushing harder without forethought . This doesn't mean you are giving up, for the unwise would try reckoning with such proof but it means re-strategizing our persistence, opinionated stand, than making a gregarious move and ruining your life. Even animal uses fight and flight, if things takes you unaware you can flee for the moment but whenever you are ready, you should show up and take the bull by the horn, that does not make you are a coward nor an insignia of giving up, practise these doctrines in life, just fold arms and watch things unfold.

Life is filled with ash heap..the stab of poverty, and the detoriating earth.

 

Oh poverty, why such ruins to humanity, many a man in the picture shows a clear example of how poverty had worn out the vigour of life from him. He prayed that death  rips his throat but death by no means laid a finger on him, he hungered day and night and yet food was scarce from him, he gazed up to pluck sumptuous fruits but the fruits were spoilt from the other side of its bay, his intestines has been wailing and mourning so so loud that a sound could be heard but yet no food came...he saw a rich man and asked; please give   Me some food for I will be your serva

Between the devil and the deep blue sea; in the horns of dillema

Sometimes in life, things get hard up that we could hardly  make a choice since their is no better choice, it is like a lion growling wildly at you, as much as it is like a snake hissing for a bite, all at the same time ,you could be in the edge of breaking off and the fate of your landing as heinous as being devoured in the receiving mouth of crocodiles which awaits your heavy fall. Right in this state, you feel like being thorn apart or even like giving up hope of life which which is at stake but one honestly speaking does not suppose; giving up here in delirium would be the best decision to make. Life is like bundles of burden whose weight smelts at once, if ever you are to give up but once you keep up with the weary weight of the burden, by no means would you be smelted , instead you will move from grass to grace.  Life is like a puzzle that calls for the use of extreme intelligence to solving it, hence that picture from the above is a connotation of the patterns of life, if in the hardest time of ones life that a decision ought to be made, consequently, that loosely hanging guy could take the bull by the horn by ditching out remedies for his survival, although if you view the picture properly , the man does  not seem to have any solution to the problems facing him "physically" but he has to do something "hardwork" he can throw his torch or flash light to the lion, it seems useless but it graciously could attract grace by scaring away the lion on land, even though it appears dumb but it could effect changes, than immersing yourself generously in the mouth of crocodiles and alikes, the world grace needs a miniscule amount of effort for it to manifest, so when viewing this quagmire from the terrain of life, don't hold grudges to the troubles, life casts at you but rather gird yourselves against these troubles, and believe me you, the word grace shall take course and lead you out of the wood. It does not look somewhat true but this remains the real fact.

The toughest times in ones life should not be a crippling thought for one to fail generously, but rather one should keep on trying and hoping for the best, because one last thing that determines your accomplishment and success is only but the simple word "grace" with that, impossible turns out to be possible, it works like miracles.

How to succeed in times of dilemma

All successful men passed through untold rigorousity before they gained ground in their current status, in life it is filled with trials  and   errors. Sometimes some kind of problems could arraign you and make you to contemplate if you can make it so far  in  life, peoples that are frustrated, dissapointed and those that feels they are worthless and dont have any value in life would always put up with this mentality. Sorry to say this but one must surely say, that shying off from duties or responsibilities by just a common glance of  how demanding a tasks looks is the first step of inviting failure, what do I mean? You ended up killing the motivation from within you which would have been a fuel or catalyst to completing the task, that man in the picture doubted if he could climb such a heinous height and indeed he counteracted such crippling thought by saying "I want to do" the resolution and motivations from within him made him to strategize his success despite the task ahead, hence one is of the opinion that the first step to achieving success is being ahead of everyone by making decision earlier that yes you can, how can I go about this? even if I fail; can I employ another promising technique to be successful.

 

success is not an accident nor does it come by magic, it achieved through hardwork, perseverance, learning,sacrificing, and most of all how you strategized"how you executed your motives, was it hit and miss? Or is it going to be planned ? This is because even the guiding doctrines can at length not be effectively utilized if you were a careless being.Success is not an appointment, it is about how you play the card, it does not seem easy as well but with proper sense of measurement by no means would you break down .